50+ Funny Boyfriend Instagram Captions

We have funny boyfriend Instagram captions specifically for you! A couple is always capturing endless pictures because they’re in love, having fun, laughing or just merely capturing a particular moment they want to remember or share on their social media. When you are in a relationship, you go through so many emotions and feelings. The best part is when you have fun, laugh and enjoy every bit of your relationship. So when you have those awesome moments, it all makes it worthwhile, and you always want to make sure to show appreciation to your significant other.

We know how hard it can be to come up with a great phrase or words to express your love or even just your silly thoughts. So next time you take a picture with your boyfriend, you will be more than ready to add the perfect caption. We have hand-picked the best funny boyfriend Instagram captions that you can use.

Funny Boyfriend Instagram Captions

• If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go
• You, sir, are really attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you.
• I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend
• I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands
• Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
• I am a kind person. Just don’t push the bitch button.
• I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
• You own my heart. And my ass.
• I still fall for you every day of my life.
• In this house, we believe in the Great Pumpkin.
• You’re the apple of my pie.
• I love him a latte.
• Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
• My interest includes putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold.
• Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute. Wanna make out?
• Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
• Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together
• There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
• I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
• Based on how I react when toast pops out the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
• And you sir, You’re very attractive.
• If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
• Your the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.
• Yeah, I know he’s cute. but he’s mine. touch him and I’ll kill you.
• You text him, he doesn’t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
• Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
• I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
• I love you with every pizza my heart! 
• You’ve stolen a pizza my heart

• Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
• Screw flirting. I’ll win you over with my awkwardness.
• I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
• Every girl has her best friend and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.
• Not to brag, but I think we’re really cute together.
• I love my crazy goofy sometimes stupid but so amazing boyfriend.
• He calls me beautiful like it’s my name.
• Haters gonna hate, and players gonna play.
• You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
• By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
• What I have with you I don’t want with anyone else.
• Everything you’ve ever wanted is one step outside your comfort zone.
• I tried to be normal once—worst two minutes of my life.
• It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet—but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong.
• Most of the time she’s a lady, but every once in awhile, a dirty old man with a drinking problem comes out.I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.
• Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.
• If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt… marry her yesterday.
• I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
• In case you ever foolishly forget, I am not thinking about you.
• The tans might fade, but our summer memories will last forever.
• The leaves might fall, but you’ll be in my heart forever.
• Come here I need to kiss your face.
• My heart stops when you look at me.
• Something tells me I’m going to love him forever.
• You have my heart so keep it safe.
• Have the courage to touch the butt.
• Sometimes I look at you and wonder how you can be so cute all the time.
• I love you like a cow loves not being a burger.
• Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
• Sorry I wasn’t listening… I was to busy thinking about having sex with you.
• You’re my favorite notification.

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